David is the owner of a major art and lifestyle magazine, and he just returned from Venice Biennale--the creme de la creme of art events.

6 weeks ago, David and I tried transforming our friendship into a relationship. It was an interesting experiment, changing the state of something that had always existed with certain properties. Like turning an ice cube being into water, you either have to apply heat or pressure. In our case, there was more pressure applied to turn us into a fluid relationship. It didn't really come naturally based on each of our properties/personalities.
Le Marais looks like a traditional French bistro you might find in Paris. With wooden details, and framed posters, it has a certain ambiance. The place is filled with Jewish people, and the occasional table of tourists who clearly had no idea what they were getting themselves into. Some tables have Torahs on top. Most people wear kippot.
Eating in the kosher-carnivore manner at Le Marais is like eating on a restrictive diet anywhere, say a vegetarian in a non-kosher steakhouse. You are eating according to the guidelines, and at Le Marais the kosher guidelines pertain to all persons dining. The result: Everything tastes half-good. Every dish is a little off. Every bite is a few beats from its non-kosher competition.
For the table, I ordered the Croquettes de Saumon: pan-fried salmon cakes with fingerling potato parsely salad.
For an entree, everyone at my table ordered some variation of steak. David and Alex got the Steak au Poivre (black pepper-crusted steak), Julie got the Onglet a l'Echalote (hanger steak with shallot sauce), and I got the Tournedos "Le Marais."
We ordered a bottle of Cabernet. I typically don't like kosher wines. This one was easy to drink, not too tannic.

During the course of dinner, I learned about David's time in Venice. He attended art gallery after gallery, party after party, hob-knobbing with the likes of Selma Hayek, it sounded amazing.
Also during dinner, I received texts from Ari, asking what I was doing. Ari is Israeli, we've been on 2 dates. He looks like a model. I told him I was at Le Marais with friends, and he responded he would come. Before I could respond, my phone powered down.
Being from Texas, I know my meats. Being raised in a Jewish family that doesn't keep kosher, I've tried every major-name steakhouse out there--And I'm talking excellent steaks, prime cuts, cooked and seasoned to perfection. As a kid, our family used to go to
Those restaurants treat their meats like spoiled children--pampered and cultivated over time. Compare this to a steak with my Rabbi's blessing? With all due respect, my Rabbi doesn't know a good steak.
At Le Marais, I wanted a Filet Mignon.
Last up, dessert. I entered this part of the meal with low expectations.
I have to give a concession to Le Marais: A kosher steakhouse can never really be compared to a non-kosher steakhouse. Therefore, in light of the guidelines and obstacles, maybe this is one of the better kosher restaurants out there.
I've had kosher meats elsewhere, including an excellent kosher steak at Prime Grill, and of course I've had kosher meats at my Aunt's, and at my ex-boyfriends' families' houses. Still, I wonder--do kosher restaurants get better than this? Is there such a thing as a kosher foodie? Or do the laws of Kahrut preclude observant Jews from being true foodies? Henry Stimler and Menachem Senderowicz are opening a new kosher restaurant in Soho. It's quite possible that they will be responsible for changing the standards for quality kosher restaurant food. For the sake of all Manhattan Jews who keep kosher, I sure hope so.
When the bill came, David insisted that he pay. Nice--but confusing--since we had gone back to being friends and he's not the sort to pay for
Ari hadn't showed up so I figured my phone-dead lack of response had dissuaded him from his original declaration that he'd meet me at Le Marais.
But as we exited the restaurant, there came Ari--pulling up on his new, red Ducati.
Was I supposed to brush Ari off? He had come to meet up (though he was late and now couldn't join us at the dinner table).
I tried my best to salvage what was admittedly a very awkward situation. David and I said bye to Julie and Alex, and then crossed the street to Ari's motorcyle.
Me: David, Ari. Ari, David.
David: Oh yes, we met at the Shabbat dinner. (I forgot, they met where I met Ari, at David's friend's place)
Ari: How's it going, man? How was dinner?
David: Good to see you. It was good.
Me: It was ok. I don't usually eat kosher.
Somehow, 1 hour ensued as the 3 of us stood and talked, out by the bike on the open street. Mostly I listened, as they talked motorcycles and finance.
The time for parting arrived. Ari had an extra helmet. Do I say bye to Ari and get a ride home in a cab with David? Or, do I say bye to David and jump on the motorcycle with Ari?
I asked David, "What are you going to do?" He was tired from traveling, going straight home, i.e. not going to drop me off. So, the options became: getting my own cab or getting a ride on a motorcycle. I chose the latter.
It was my first time riding through the streets of Manhattan via motorcycle. And it was exhilarating.
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